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Umubikira n'umushoferi w'amakamyo.

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 09:16:21 +0200

GATERA, umushoferi w'amakamyo-rukururana yagiye i MOMBASA gupakira ibicuruzwa. Mu gihe barimo bapakira ikamyo haca umubikira w'umunyarwandakazi wifuzaga kuza hano i Kigali mu nama, akaba yari yarase indege imuzana. Yinginze Gatera ngo bazane mu ikamyo undi aremera.Uko bakora ibirometero niko GATERA yatereraga akajisho ku bibero, mu maso no ku magauru bya wa mubikira. Yari mwiza bihebuje, yari Bwiza bwa Mashira budashira..., yari afite ubwiza burenze kure ubwa BASHABE K.; yari mwiza kuruta Beyoncé,Maria carhey,Killy Minogue cyangwa Jennifer Lopez. Gatera ubwo irari ry'umubiri ryamurushije intege yibaza uko ari bubigenze n'aho ari buhere ngo abaze umubikira w'abandi ibidakunze gushoboka!!! Ubwo bari bageze muri Kenya ahitwa "TSAAVO NATIONAL PARK", Gatera imodoka ayikura ku muhanda munini yinjira muri parking nini yagenewe amakamyo. Hari mu ma saa saba z'ijoro. Umubikira abaza Gatera impamvu bataye umuhanda, undi amubwira ko amazi yashize muri Radiator, ko nibakomeza kuyigenderaho ikamyo iribufatwe n'inkongi y'umuriro igashya igakongoka, bagahiramo bombi. Umubikira ashya ubwoba abaza Gatera ati: "None turabigenza dute?". Gatera ati: "Urabona ko turi muri park, ntihatuwe ubu dukikijwe n'intare, ingwe, impyisin'izindi nyamaswa z'inkazi. Nta mugezi utwegereye, igisigaye ni ukwishakaho amazi". Umubikira n'ubwoba bwinshi ati:"Gute se"?. Gatera ati: "Biroroshye rwose, ni ugusooba=kwihagarika tugashyira muri radiator imodoka ikaka tukagenda bityo ntituribwe n'ibikooko cyangwa ngo ukererwe inama yawe". Umubikira yitsa imitima,nuko ageze aho aremera. Gatera ubwo yafunguye Kapo (Capot) y'imodoka aranyara,nuko abwira umubikira nawe ngo yurire biramunanira. Nibwo Gatera yamubwiye ko nta kibazo, ko afite agapompo (pump) aramwohereza mu ruhago akazivoma ubundi akazijyana mu i kamyo.Umubikira ati :"Kampe nihereere". Undi ati:"Ntugomba kujya kure yanye turi mu ntare n'ingwe,byongeye ako gapompe kanteyeho narakavukanye niyo mpamvu data buja yahise ampa akazi byihutirwa kuko tutari benshi bakavukana". Ubwo Gatera yafashe ikaanga n'umukeeka mu modoka,bihina munsi yayo arasasa,nuko we n'umubikira "Bashakisha amazi yo gushyira muri radiator y'imodoka". Umubikira yumvise agapompe aranezererwa cyane, nuko arasakuza cyane ati : "Gatera, gumya winjize ako gapompe, komereza aho, ako gapompe gafite umunnyengeteeeeeeeeeeeeeera waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!".Kera kabaye,gushakisha amazi birarangira, umubikira akorakoye ikaanga bari bisasiye yumva ryatose ryajandamye, niko gushidukira hejuru abwira Gatera ati: "Twaruhiye agatsi, amazi yose yamenetse hasi". Gatera ati :"Ntugire ikibazo, kubera ko ufite amazi menshi yakurenze, ipompo yuzuye irarenza, igiye guturika nibwo yamennyeho make". Nuko Gatera n'umubikira burira ikamyo arayatsa si ukuyikubita ikiboko arusha SHUMAKERI uba uwa mbere ku isi mu masiganwa y'amamodoka!!!!!!

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